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Joke Topic - 'Nursery'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Nursery'.

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A group of young children were sat in a circle with their nursery teacher. She was asking them questions in turn.
Davy, what noise does a cow make?
A cow goes moo.
Alice, what noise does a cat make?
A cat goes meow.
Jamie, what sound does a lamb make?
A lamb goes baaa.
Jennifer, what sound does a mouse make?
Errr.., it goes.. click!


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Clocks

This bloke said to my brother, 'I think I'm a clock you know.'
My brother said, 'Well don't get wound up about it.'
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Coffee

Did you hear the story about the cup of coffee?
It's real hot stuff.
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Knock Knock

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Aaron.
Aaron who?
Aaron the side of caution, just to be safe.
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Dogs

Every dog has its day, only a dog with a broken tail has a weak-end.
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Sandwich

How can you tell if there is an elephant in your sandwich?
It's too heavy to lift.
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Knock Knock

Knock knock,
Who's there?
Heywood.
Heywood who?
Heywood you open the door?
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Fat

Yo momma's so fat, when she went to the beach Greenpeace tried to drag her back in the water.
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Currents

He's a few currents short of a fruit cake.
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Horses

What has two heads, six legs and a tail?
A man on a horse.

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