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Joke Topic - 'Nursery'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Nursery'.


A group of young children were sat in a circle with their nursery teacher. She was asking them questions in turn.
Davy, what noise does a cow make?
A cow goes moo.
Alice, what noise does a cat make?
A cat goes meow.
Jamie, what sound does a lamb make?
A lamb goes baaa.
Jennifer, what sound does a mouse make?
Errr.., it goes.. click!

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Knock knock.
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Aaron who?
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Knock knock,
Who's there?
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He's a few currents short of a fruit cake.


What has two heads, six legs and a tail?
A man on a horse.

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