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Joke Topic - 'Nurses'


Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Nurses'.

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My friend just fell in love with the head nurse at the hospital where he is - I guess you can say that he's taken a turn for the nurse!
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Patient: If the doctor can't see me right away, I'm leaving.
Nurse: Calm yourself down. What's wrong with you?
Patient: I have a serious wait problem.
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This nurse was learning first aid. The sister said, 'Nurse, imagine a man's been brought in after an accident and he's bleeding badly. What's the first thing you'd do?'
The nurse said. 'Faint.'
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What do you call a butterfingered nurse?
A medicine dropper.


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Drink

Bob only drinks to steady his nerves. In fact, the other night he got so steady he couldn't move.
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Parrot

What do you call a dry parrot?
Polyunsaturated.
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Hello

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Sawyer.
Sawyer, who?
Sawyer lights were on, so thought I'd just stop and say hello.
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Elephants

How do you know if an elephant has been in fridge?
You'll find it's footprints in the butter.
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Snakes

What do you call a snake that becomes a Canadian law officer?
Mountie Python.
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Batman

My girlfriend said she's leaving me because I'm always talking about Batman.
What a joker she is.
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Horses

What was the name of the small horse that fought windmills?
Donkey Oatey.
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The Difference

What is the difference between inlaws and outlaws?
Outlaws are wanted.
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Politicians

Statesmen tell you what is true even though it may be unpopular. Politicians will tell you what is popular, even though it may be untrue.

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