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Joke Topic - 'Nut'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Nut'.


What did the nut say when it sneezed?

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Maid: Your husband's locked up for the night, ma'am.
Mistress: Fine, but I didn't hear him come in.
Maid: He didn't. The police just phoned.


What is a cannibal's favorite type of pizza?
Extra large, with everybody on it.


Why is a football player like an airline passenger?
They both want safe touchdowns.

Santa Claus

Santa's elves are just a bunch of subordinate Clauses.


What do you get if you cross Dracula with Sir Lancelot?
A bite in shining armour.


Why does Santa need to carry a big umbrella with him?
Because of all the rain-deer.


Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good looking?
They all already have boyfriends.


Why was the mother flea very sad?
Because her children were all going to the dogs.

Santa Claus

If you have a fear of Santa Claus coming down your chimney at Christmas, are you suffering from Santaclaustrophobia?

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