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Joke Topic - 'Nut'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Nut'.

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What did the nut say when it sneezed?
Cashew!


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Husband

Maid: Your husband's locked up for the night, ma'am.
Mistress: Fine, but I didn't hear him come in.
Maid: He didn't. The police just phoned.
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Cannibals

What is a cannibal's favorite type of pizza?
Extra large, with everybody on it.
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Football

Why is a football player like an airline passenger?
They both want safe touchdowns.
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Santa Claus

Santa's elves are just a bunch of subordinate Clauses.
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Dracula

What do you get if you cross Dracula with Sir Lancelot?
A bite in shining armour.
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Santa

Why does Santa need to carry a big umbrella with him?
Because of all the rain-deer.
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Men

Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good looking?
They all already have boyfriends.
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Fleas

Why was the mother flea very sad?
Because her children were all going to the dogs.
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Santa Claus

If you have a fear of Santa Claus coming down your chimney at Christmas, are you suffering from Santaclaustrophobia?

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