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Joke Topic - 'Obedient'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Obedient'.

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My new dog is very obedient. When I say 'heel' he always bites me on the heel.


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Sound

Salesman: Would you like to buy these speakers?
Customer: Are you sure that they are a sound investment?
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Pizza

What type of cheese does a dog like on his pizza?
Mutts-arella.
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Keys

What is the hardest key to turn?
A donkey.
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Blondes

Why shouldn't blondes be given a coffee break?
It takes too long to retrain them.
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Birds

What type of bird works on a building site?
A crane.
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Golf

Show me a man who is a good loser and I'll show you a man who is playing golf with his boss.
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Santa Claus

What did Santa get when he crossed a reindeer with a piece of wood?
A hat rack.
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Money

Passer-by: What are you digging for?
Workman: Money.
Passer-by: And when do you expect to get it?
Workman: Pay-day.
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Scottish

Why is a Scottish boy with a cold like a soldier with seven days' leave.
Because they both have a wee cough (week off).

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