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Joke Topic - 'Obedient'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Obedient'.


My new dog is very obedient. When I say 'heel' he always bites me on the heel.

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Salesman: Would you like to buy these speakers?
Customer: Are you sure that they are a sound investment?


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What is the hardest key to turn?
A donkey.


Why shouldn't blondes be given a coffee break?
It takes too long to retrain them.


What type of bird works on a building site?
A crane.


Show me a man who is a good loser and I'll show you a man who is playing golf with his boss.

Santa Claus

What did Santa get when he crossed a reindeer with a piece of wood?
A hat rack.


Passer-by: What are you digging for?
Workman: Money.
Passer-by: And when do you expect to get it?
Workman: Pay-day.


Why is a Scottish boy with a cold like a soldier with seven days' leave.
Because they both have a wee cough (week off).

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