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Joke Topic - 'Obesity'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Obesity'.


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A Pencil

What do you call a pencil when it stops rolling?


How to cats greet each other at Christmas?
"I wish you a furry merry Christmas and a Happy mew year".


Did you hear about the stupid farmer who made his chickens drink hot water?
He thought they would lay hard-boiled eggs.


"I'll never forget the time they gave me a farewell party at work. I was so surprised, I didn't even know I had been fired."


"Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!"
"I'm not surprised, sir, our chef used to be a tailor."

A Rooster

What do you get if you cross a rooster with a duck?
An animal that wakes you up at the quack of dawn.


How did the skeleton know that it was going to rain?
He could feel it in his bones.


Why can't you shock cows?
Because they've herd it all before.


I don't need to buy an encyclopedia - my wife knows everything.

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