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Joke Topic - 'Obesity'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Obesity'.

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New study of obesity looks for larger test group


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A Pencil

What do you call a pencil when it stops rolling?
Stationary.
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Christmas

How to cats greet each other at Christmas?
"I wish you a furry merry Christmas and a Happy mew year".
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Farmer

Did you hear about the stupid farmer who made his chickens drink hot water?
He thought they would lay hard-boiled eggs.
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Office

"I'll never forget the time they gave me a farewell party at work. I was so surprised, I didn't even know I had been fired."
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Fly

"Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!"
"I'm not surprised, sir, our chef used to be a tailor."
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A Rooster

What do you get if you cross a rooster with a duck?
An animal that wakes you up at the quack of dawn.
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Skeleton

How did the skeleton know that it was going to rain?
He could feel it in his bones.
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Cows

Why can't you shock cows?
Because they've herd it all before.
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Encyclopedia

I don't need to buy an encyclopedia - my wife knows everything.

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