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Joke Topic - 'Offers'


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What should you do if someone offers you a rock cake?
Take your pick.


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Rabbits

What do you get if you cross a bumble bee with a rabbit?
A honey bunny.
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Blondes

Q: How do you confuse a blonde?
A: Give her M&M's and tell her to put them in alpabetical order.
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Good Luck

"What do you get when you cross poison ivy with 4 leaf clovers?"
"A rash of good luck!"
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Guess

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Albert.
Albert who?
Albert you'll never be able to guess who I am.
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Dogs

Why are dogs not good dancers?
Because they have two left feet.
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Send

When you send a lazergram don't forget the Zap code.
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Pigs

Why should you never tell your secrets to a pig?
Because he is a squealer.
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Rabbit

What do you call a rabbit that's just won the lottery?
A millionhare.
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Crazy Paving

I don't think crazy paving is all that its cracked up to be.

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