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Joke Topic - 'Office Parties'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Office Parties'.

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The worst thing about office parties is having to spend the day after looking for a new job.


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Patience

Give me patience and I want it now!
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Ducks

What do you call a duck that wears a mask and steals money from banks?
A robber duckie.
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Cow

What did one highland cow say to the other one?
Och aye the moo.
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Doctors

Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a bottle of gin.
I think you need a little tonic.
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Marry

Don't marry for money...You can borrow it cheaper.
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Ham

Why did the ham go to the doctor?
To get cured.
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Knock Knock

Knock knock,
Who's there?
Kermit.
Kermit who?
Kermit a crime and you will go to jail.
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Pessimists

How many pessimists does it take to change a light bulb?
None, the old one is probably screwed in too tight.
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Blondes

Q: Why did the Blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice?
A: Because it said concentrate.

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