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Joke Topic - 'Ointment'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Ointment'.

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Doctor, Doctor will this ointment clear up my spots?
I never make rash promises.


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Farmers

In college I'm studying Pharmacy - because I've always wanted to be a farmer.
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Vampires

What is a vampire's favorite dance?
The fang-dango.
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Sheep

Why do sheep never have enough money to go away on a vacation?
The farmer is always fleecing them.
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Soccer

What do you get if you cross a football team with a bunch of crazy jokers?
Mad jester united.
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Christmas

What do you call a man who claps his hands at Christmas time?
Santapplause.
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Animals

I think animal testing is a terrible idea they get all nervous and give the wrong answers.
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Bedbugs

At what time of year do bedbugs like to get married?
In the spring.
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Martians

Why are Martians green?
They forgot to take their travel sickness tablets before leaving Mars.
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Mother-in-law

I gave my mother-in-law a waterproof, shockproof, anti-magnetic, unbreakable watch. She went and lost it.

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