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Joke Topic - 'Old' - 2

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When a man was reading the newspaper, his wife asked, "Will you still love me when I'm old and gray?" "Sure I do," he mumbled.

When I get old will the calves on my legs be cows?

Yo' mama's so old, she knew Burger King when he was still a prince!

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Your Opinion

When I want your opinion, I'll give it to you.


Did you hear about the man who stole a truck load of eggs?
He only did it for a yolk.


Where did Noah keep his bees?
In the ark hives.

Light Bulbs

How many mind-readers does it take to change a light bulb? - think about it!


You have a striking personality. How long has it been on strike?


Which dog gives you Christmas presents?
Santa Paws.


Why did the pony need some cough medicine?
He was a little hoarse.


Patient: Doctor, you must help me I keep thinking that I'm a crossword puzzle.
Doctor: Is it getting you down?

Father Christmas

What make of motorbike does Father Christmas ride around on?
A Holly Davidson!

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