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When a man was reading the newspaper, his wife asked, "Will you still love me when I'm old and gray?" "Sure I do," he mumbled.
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When I get old will the calves on my legs be cows?
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Yo' mama's so old, she knew Burger King when he was still a prince!


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Your Opinion

When I want your opinion, I'll give it to you.
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Eggs

Did you hear about the man who stole a truck load of eggs?
He only did it for a yolk.
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Bees

Where did Noah keep his bees?
In the ark hives.
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Light Bulbs

One.
How many mind-readers does it take to change a light bulb? - think about it!
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Personality

You have a striking personality. How long has it been on strike?
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Christmas

Which dog gives you Christmas presents?
Santa Paws.
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Ponies

Why did the pony need some cough medicine?
He was a little hoarse.
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Doctors

Patient: Doctor, you must help me I keep thinking that I'm a crossword puzzle.
Doctor: Is it getting you down?
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Father Christmas

What make of motorbike does Father Christmas ride around on?
A Holly Davidson!

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