Joke Topic - 'Old Ladies'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Old Ladies'.

What do you get if you cross a monster with a Boy Scout?
A creature that scares old ladies across the street.

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Human

To err is human. To forgive is not company policy.

My brother was banging his. head on a brick wall. I said, 'What're you doing that for?'
He said, 'Because it's a lovely feeling when I stop.'

How did the man feel after eating a whole Christmas goose?
He felt pretty down.

Did you hear about the idiot who thought that bacteria was the rear of a cafeteria?

Why don't bananas ever feel lonely?
Because they go around in bunches.

Is your name Dan Druff?
You always get into people's hair.

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Snow
Snow who?
Snow good asking me.

'Did you hear about the cowboy who was hanged for wearing paper trousers?'
'No, why was that?'
'Because they were rustling.'

How do you get down from an elephant?
You don't: you get down from a duck!

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