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Joke Topic - 'Old Ladies'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Old Ladies'.

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What do you get if you cross a monster with a Boy Scout?
A creature that scares old ladies across the street.


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Human

To err is human. To forgive is not company policy.
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A Brick Wall

My brother was banging his. head on a brick wall. I said, 'What're you doing that for?'
He said, 'Because it's a lovely feeling when I stop.'
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Christmas

How did the man feel after eating a whole Christmas goose?
He felt pretty down.
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Cafeteria

Did you hear about the idiot who thought that bacteria was the rear of a cafeteria?
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Bananas

Why don't bananas ever feel lonely?
Because they go around in bunches.
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Dandruff

Is your name Dan Druff?
You always get into people's hair.
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Snow

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Snow
Snow who?
Snow good asking me.
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Cowboys

'Did you hear about the cowboy who was hanged for wearing paper trousers?'
'No, why was that?'
'Because they were rustling.'
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Elephants

How do you get down from an elephant?
You don't: you get down from a duck!

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