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Joke Topic - 'Old'


Here are 13 jokes on the topic - 'Old'.

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Don't complain about the tea
- you'll be old and weak yourself one day
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Joe: Your wife is pretty old.
Bob: Thank you. She was even prettier when she was younger.
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MABEL: When I'm old and ugly, will you still love me?
PERCY: I do, don't I?
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Old doughnut makers never die, they just get tired of the whole business.
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Old professors never die. They just lose their faculties.
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Old skiers never die. They just go downhill.
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Old Teachers never die, they just lose their class.
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What do you call a an extremely wealthy old man who has changed his will six times in the last year?
A fresh heir fiend!
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What to do you call an old dentist?
A bit long in the tooth.
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What's the first sign that your computer is getting old?
It starts to have memory problems.

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