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Joke Topic - 'Oliver Twist'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Oliver Twist'.

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Who wrote Oliver Twist?
How the dickens should I know?


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Girlfriends

My last girlfriend was so ugly, that when she worked in a pet store people kept asking how big she would get ...
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Kettles

What is another name for a water otter?
A kettle.
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Nice

What a nice approach. Now let's see your departure.
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Girlfriends

I call my girlfriend 'Laryngitis' because she's a right pain in the neck.
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Bridge

If you jump off a bridge that crosses a famous Paris river, are you in Seine?
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Be Seeing You

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Al.
Al who?
Al be seeing you.
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Race

Did you hear about the man who lost the race because of his socks? They were guaranteed not to run?
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Programmers

Programmer - A red-eyed, mumbling mammal capable of conversing with inanimate objects.
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Waiters

Waiter, waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup?
The breast stroke, sir.

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