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Joke Topic - 'Omlette'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Omlette'.

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Did you hear about the idiot who thought Hamlet was an omlette served with bacon?


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Politicians

It's tough being a politician. Half your reputation is ruined by lies the other half is ruined by the truth!
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Snowmen

What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Snowflakes!
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Dance

Where can you dance in California?
San Frandisco.
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Bananas

What is yellow and goes click-click?
A ball-point banana.
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Hired

It's no use asking me. I was hired for my looks.
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Students

I is a university student
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Father Christmas

What do you get if you cross Father Christmas and a flying saucer?
A UF ho ho ho!
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Plumber

What did the plumber say to his girlfriend called Flo when he wanted to find a new girlfriend?
It's all over Flo.
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Girlfriends

Boyfriend: Is that a new perfume I smell?
Girlfriend: It is, and you do!

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