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Joke Topic - 'On The Run'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'On The Run'.

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A Truck load of prunes has been stolen. Police are looking for a man on the run.


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Dogs

What breed of dog rides a horse named Macaroni?
Yankee poodle!
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Slimy

What has ten legs, bulging eyes and is green and slimy?
I don't know.
Neither do I - but there's one crawling up your leg now!
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Physchiatrists

My physchiatrist told me I'm going crazy. I told him "If you don't mind I'd like a second opion. "He said "Alright .. you're ugly too."
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Marriage

Harry: My wife speaks through her nose?
Fred: Why does she do that?
Harry: Because she's worn her mouth out.
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Christmas

Who hides in the bakery at Christmas?
A mince spy.
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Motorist

Did you hear about the motorist on a tour of Scotland who went into a garage and asked them to fit his car with a set of Mull of Kin tyres?
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Jewel

Knock, knock
Who's there ?
jewel
jewel who?
jewel see better if you open the door
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Cows

What do you get if you cross a cow with a famous hunchback?
Quasi-moo-do.
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Shellfish

Why did the shellfish go to the gym?
To build up it's mussels.

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