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Joke Topic - 'On The Run'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'On The Run'.


A Truck load of prunes has been stolen. Police are looking for a man on the run.

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What breed of dog rides a horse named Macaroni?
Yankee poodle!


What has ten legs, bulging eyes and is green and slimy?
I don't know.
Neither do I - but there's one crawling up your leg now!


My physchiatrist told me I'm going crazy. I told him "If you don't mind I'd like a second opion. "He said "Alright .. you're ugly too."


Harry: My wife speaks through her nose?
Fred: Why does she do that?
Harry: Because she's worn her mouth out.


Who hides in the bakery at Christmas?
A mince spy.


Did you hear about the motorist on a tour of Scotland who went into a garage and asked them to fit his car with a set of Mull of Kin tyres?


Knock, knock
Who's there ?
jewel who?
jewel see better if you open the door


What do you get if you cross a cow with a famous hunchback?


Why did the shellfish go to the gym?
To build up it's mussels.

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