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Joke Topic - 'Onions'

Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Onions'.


How do you start an onion race?
"Onion marks! Get set! Go!

Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and an onion?
A: No one cries when you slice up a lawyer.

What dog smells of onions?
A hot dog.

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Who's there?
Watson who?
Watson television tonight?

A Million Dollars

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Girl: Do you really think so?
Boy: Yes, you're all green and wrinkly.


Did you hear about the bird that lived underground?
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Don’t rush me; I get paid by the hour.


Where do fish wash?
In a river basin.

Mother Superior

And which really horrible Mother Superior went all over Europe beating people up?
Attila the Nun.


Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Doughnut who?
Doughnut open until Christmas.

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