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Joke Topic - 'Onions'


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Onions'.

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How do you start an onion race?
"Onion marks! Get set! Go!
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Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and an onion?
A: No one cries when you slice up a lawyer.
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What dog smells of onions?
A hot dog.


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Policemen

Where do policemen live?
999 Letsbe Avenue.
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Deaf

My great uncle Morris died of deafness. He was so deaf he didn't hear the roadroller coming.
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Television

Knock knock!
Who's there?
Watson.
Watson who?
Watson television tonight?
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A Million Dollars

Boy to girl: Wow! You look like a million dollars.
Girl: Do you really think so?
Boy: Yes, you're all green and wrinkly.
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Birds

Did you hear about the bird that lived underground?
He was a mynah bird.
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Rush

Don’t rush me; I get paid by the hour.
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Fish

Where do fish wash?
In a river basin.
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Mother Superior

And which really horrible Mother Superior went all over Europe beating people up?
Attila the Nun.
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Doughnut

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Doughnut.
Doughnut who?
Doughnut open until Christmas.

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