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Joke Topic - 'Online Banking'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Online Banking'.

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Some people go online to their bank to get their balance. I just shake mine.


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Skunk

Why did the skunk use loads of paper hankies?
Because he had a stinking cold.
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Remember

I can't remember if I used to be forgetful or not
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Vampires

Did you hear about the vampire who liked ballroom dancing?
He especially liked the vaultz.
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Doughnut

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Doughnut.
Doughnut who?
Doughnut open until Christmas.
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Dogs

Why are dogs not good dancers?
Because they have two left feet.
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Violin

What do you call a horse that plays the violin in a musical?
Fiddler on the hoof.
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Pessimists

How many PESSIMISTS does it take to change a light-bulb?
"What's the point? It'll only blow again."
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Trees

What do fir trees do when they are sad?
They pine a lot.
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Dog

Why did the labrador dog cross the road?
To try and find a barking space.

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