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Joke Topic - 'Opera'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Opera'.


What flies through the jungle singing opera?
The parrots of Penzance.

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Did you hear about the man who was caught stealing a battery?
He was put in a dry cell.


Which bird is always out of breath?
A puffin.

A Musician

What do you call a musician who's girlfriend has just dumped him?


Knock, knock
Who's there?
Ida who?
Ida awful day at work today.


What do you call a hippo that is very untidy?
A hippopota-mess.

A Dime

Why is a dime smarter than a nickel?
Because it has more cents.


Why did the dog run after the duck?
Because everyone kept telling him to get down.


Mary: Why do you call your boyfriend 'wonder'?
Karen: Because I look at him and wonder.


What is the difference between a banker and a vampire?
A vampire only sucks blood at night.

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