Joke Topic - 'Opinion'

Why was the archaeologist upset?
His job was in ruins.

What make of motorbike does Father Christmas ride around on?
A Holly Davidson!

Crime is merely politics without the excuses.

Why did the witch buy a computer?
She needed a spell checker.

How do you make a sad skeleton laugh?
You tickle it's funny bone.

When ghosts hold a press conference, who does all the talking?
The spooksperson.

Everybody should believe in something -- I believe I'll have another drink.

Q: Why don't elephants like penguins?
A: They can't get the wrapper off.(Too whom it may concern: Penguins are a brand of cookies).

It's all right to be stupid, but you're making a career out of it.