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Joke Topic - 'Opinions'

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Have you heard about the new garlic diet?
You don't actually lose weight, but you look thinner from a distance.


What should you do with a sick ship?
Take it to the doc.


Where does a ship go when it's feeling ill?
To the dock.


What is big, green, and ugly and never smiles?
The Incredible Sulk.


What is bright orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot.

Count Dracula

What do you get if you cross Count Dracula with a plumber?
A drain in the neck.


What do witches sing at Christmas?
"Deck the Halls with Poison Ivy."


Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a pack of cards.
Just sit there and I'll deal with you in a minute.


Yo mama's feet are so big, her shoes need license plates.

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