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Joke Topic - 'Opinions'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Opinions'.

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If I want your opinion, I'll ask you to fill out the necessary form.


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Garlic

Have you heard about the new garlic diet?
You don't actually lose weight, but you look thinner from a distance.
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Ship

What should you do with a sick ship?
Take it to the doc.
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Ship

Where does a ship go when it's feeling ill?
To the dock.
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Ugly

What is big, green, and ugly and never smiles?
The Incredible Sulk.
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Parrots

What is bright orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot.
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Count Dracula

What do you get if you cross Count Dracula with a plumber?
A drain in the neck.
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Witches

What do witches sing at Christmas?
"Deck the Halls with Poison Ivy."
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Doctors

Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a pack of cards.
Just sit there and I'll deal with you in a minute.
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Feet

Yo mama's feet are so big, her shoes need license plates.

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