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Joke Topic - 'Optician'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Optician'.


Did you hear about the cross-eyed optician?
He could never see eye to eye with his patients.

Did you hear about the optician who tripped over a dog?
He made quite a spectacle of himself.

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A: The supermarket trolley has a mind of its own.


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Who's there?
Emmett who?
Emmett the front door, not the back one.

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