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Joke Topic - 'Optician'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Optician'.

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Did you hear about the cross-eyed optician?
He could never see eye to eye with his patients.
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Did you hear about the optician who tripped over a dog?
He made quite a spectacle of himself.


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Teachers

Teacher: What is the name given to the small rivers that flow into the river Nile?
William: The Juve-Niles?
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Snakes

What do you call a snake that becomes a Canadian law officer?
Mountie Python.
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Dogs

What type of dog wears contact lenses?
A cock-eyed spaniel.
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Victorian

What is vicious, Victorian and lives at the bottom of the sea?
Jack the Kipper.
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Doctors

Doctor: Nurse, I'm ready to see the next patient now, can you send her in?
Nurse: Sorry, she didn't look very well, so I sent her home.
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Blondes

Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a supermarket trolley?
A: The supermarket trolley has a mind of its own.
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Brains

Lack Of Brains Hinders Research
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Judge

The judge said to the dentist: "Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth, and nothing but the tooth?"
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Door

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Emmett.
Emmett who?
Emmett the front door, not the back one.

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