Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Cats
What do you call someone who steals cats?
A purr snatcher.
Policeman
Policeman: 'When I saw you coming round that
bend I thought, "Forty-five at least".'
Woman motorist: 'Well, I always look older in this hat.'
Shellfish
Why did the shellfish go to the gym?
To build up it's mussels.
Snakes
What do you call a snake who works for the government?
A civil serpent.
Opinions
If I want your opinion, I'll ask you to fill out the necessary form.
Witch
How do you make a witch itch?
Take away the "w".
Ticks
What do you call tiny bugs that live on the moon?
Luna ticks!
Leave
I'd like to leave you with one thought...but I'm not sure you have anywhere to put it!
Dogs
Why did the dog run after the duck?
Because everyone kept telling him to get down.