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Joke Topic - 'Oranges'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Oranges'.


Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill?
It ran out of juice.

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What do you call someone who steals cats?
A purr snatcher.


Policeman: 'When I saw you coming round that bend I thought, "Forty-five at least".'
Woman motorist: 'Well, I always look older in this hat.'


Why did the shellfish go to the gym?
To build up it's mussels.


What do you call a snake who works for the government?
A civil serpent.


If I want your opinion, I'll ask you to fill out the necessary form.


How do you make a witch itch?
Take away the "w".


What do you call tiny bugs that live on the moon?
Luna ticks!


I'd like to leave you with one thought...but I'm not sure you have anywhere to put it!


Why did the dog run after the duck?
Because everyone kept telling him to get down.

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