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Joke Topic - 'Oranges'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Oranges'.

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Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill?
It ran out of juice.


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Cats

What do you call someone who steals cats?
A purr snatcher.
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Policeman

Policeman: 'When I saw you coming round that bend I thought, "Forty-five at least".'
Woman motorist: 'Well, I always look older in this hat.'
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Shellfish

Why did the shellfish go to the gym?
To build up it's mussels.
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Snakes

What do you call a snake who works for the government?
A civil serpent.
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Opinions

If I want your opinion, I'll ask you to fill out the necessary form.
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Witch

How do you make a witch itch?
Take away the "w".
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Ticks

What do you call tiny bugs that live on the moon?
Luna ticks!
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Leave

I'd like to leave you with one thought...but I'm not sure you have anywhere to put it!
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Dogs

Why did the dog run after the duck?
Because everyone kept telling him to get down.

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