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Joke Topic - 'Organic'
Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Organic'.
My wife asked me to buy ORGANIC vegetables from the market. I went and looked around and couldn't find any. So I grabbed an old, tired looking employee and said, "These vegetables are for my wife. Have they been sprayed with any poisonous chemicals?" "The produce guy looked at me and said, "No. You'll have to do that yourself."
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Knock knock.
Who's there
Stan.
Stan who?
Stan back, I'm coming in.
Who's there
Stan.
Stan who?
Stan back, I'm coming in.
Personality
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A hush puppy!
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Snow
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Who's there?
Snow
Snow who?
Snow good asking me.
Who's there?
Snow
Snow who?
Snow good asking me.
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How to draw blood.
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