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Joke Topic - 'Overweight'


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Overweight'.

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Overweight just sorta of snacks up on you.
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What do you call an overweight ET?
An extra cholesterol.
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You know you're overweight and need to diet when your knees buckle but your belt won't.


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Doctors

Doctor, Doctor will this ointment clear up my spots?
I never make rash promises.
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Egg

When is an egg just like a losing team?
When it is being beaten.
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Pessimists

How many pessimists does it take to change a light bulb?
None, the old one is probably screwed in too tight.
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Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Nova.
Nova who?
Nova look back.
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Jogging

Why did the man go running every time he forgot anything important?
He was trying to jog his memory.
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Polar Bears

Hear about the polar bear who tried to eat a penguin?
He couldn't get the wrapper off.
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Blondes

How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday night?
Tell her a joke on thursday...
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Dracula

What type of car does Dracula drive?
A bloodmobile.
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Mama

What did the mama cow say to the baby cow?
It's way pasture bedtime.

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