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Joke Topic - 'Overweight'

Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Overweight'.


Overweight just sorta of snacks up on you.

What do you call an overweight ET?
An extra cholesterol.

You know you're overweight and need to diet when your knees buckle but your belt won't.

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Doctor, Doctor will this ointment clear up my spots?
I never make rash promises.


When is an egg just like a losing team?
When it is being beaten.


How many pessimists does it take to change a light bulb?
None, the old one is probably screwed in too tight.

Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Nova who?
Nova look back.


Why did the man go running every time he forgot anything important?
He was trying to jog his memory.

Polar Bears

Hear about the polar bear who tried to eat a penguin?
He couldn't get the wrapper off.


How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday night?
Tell her a joke on thursday...


What type of car does Dracula drive?
A bloodmobile.


What did the mama cow say to the baby cow?
It's way pasture bedtime.

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