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Joke Topic - 'Owl'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Owl'.


Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Owl who?
Owl aboard!

What do you get if you cross a ghost with an owl?
A creature that frightens people but doesn't give a hoot.

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A hill is hard to get up and a pill is hard to get down.


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