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Joke Topic - 'Owl'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Owl'.

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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Owl.
Owl who?
Owl aboard!
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What do you get if you cross a ghost with an owl?
A creature that frightens people but doesn't give a hoot.


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Doctors

Patient: Doctor, doctor, I feel like a car.
Doctor: I would recommend you to take a brake.
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Grandchildren

Do you have any grandchildren?
No, all my children are just ordinary.
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Restaurants

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
Great food but no atmosphere.
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Women Drivers

If your wife wants to learn to drive, don't stand in her way.
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Girlfriends

Bob: I call my girlfriend Sugar.
Joe: Why is that?
Bob: Because she's so refined.
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Blackmail

You can create your own opportunities this week. Blackmail a senior executive.
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The Difference

What is the difference between a hill and a pill?
A hill is hard to get up and a pill is hard to get down.
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Barman

What did the barman say when Charles Dickens ordered a Martini?
Olive or twist?
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Everything

Go ahead, tell them everything you know. It'll only take 10 seconds.

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