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Joke Topic - 'Oysters'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Oysters'.


Patient: Doctor, I feel very ill. I think that I ate too many oysters last night.
Doctor: Were the oysters fresh?
Patient: I don't know if they were fresh or not?
Doctor: Well, what did they look like when you opened them?
Patient: You mean you have to open them?

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