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Joke Topic - 'Pain'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Pain'.

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Did you hear about the man who kept thinking he was Dracula?
He was a right pain in the neck.
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What’s it like to he kissed by a vampire?
It's a real pain in the neck.


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rabbits

How do you post a rabbit?
By hare mail.
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voting

If voting changed anything, they'd make it illegal.
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ghosts

Did you hear about the musical ghost? He wrote haunting melodies.
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driving

Cover me. I'm changing lanes.
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journalists

Old journalists never die, they just get de-pressed.
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snowmen

Why don't snowmen ever marry?
They always get cold feet at the last minute.
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ducks

What kind of ducks rob bank vaults?
Safe quackers.
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Christmas

What do you call someone who claps their hands when the contestants in a Christmas quiz show get the right answer?
Santapplause.
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golf

Golfer: Do you notice any improvement since last year?
Caddy: Yes sir, you've bought a new golf bag.

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