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Joke Topic - 'Pain'


Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Pain'.

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Did you hear about the man who kept thinking he was Dracula?
He was a right pain in the neck.
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Patient: 'Doctor, my wooden leg keeps giving me the most awful pain.'
Doctor: 'Don't be ridiculous! How can a wooden leg give you pain?'
Patient: 'My wife keeps hitting me on the head with it.'
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What’s it like to he kissed by a vampire?
It's a real pain in the neck.
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Why is Dracula so unpopular?
Because he's a real pain in the neck.


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Doctors

Patient: Doctor, I feel like a window.
Doctor: Tell me where the pane is.
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Cats

What kind of cats are good at 10-pin bowling?
Alley cats.
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Bankrupt

Did you hear about the guy who went bankrupt in the laundry business?
He said he was all washed up.
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Frankenstein

How did Frankenstein eat his food?
He bolted it down.
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Mother-in-law

'Oh, Nigel, I hear you buried you mother-in-law last week.' 'Had to... she was dead.'
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Hearing Aids

"I just got a new hearing aid. It's the best one I've ever had."
"What kind is it?"
"Oh, about 9:30......."
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Coke

I drank eight cokes and burped 7-up
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Dogs

Veterinarian: Has your dog ever had fleas?
Little Boy: No, just puppies!
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School

Why did the pupil take a ladder to school?
It was a high school.

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