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Joke Topic - 'Pandas'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Pandas'.


What did the panda take with him on vacation?
Just the bear necessities.

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How many firemen does it take to change a light bulb?
Four - three to cut a hole in the roof and one to change the bulb.


Yo' momma's so fat, the local police force hired her to be a roadblock!


What does a baseball pitcher like to do on his birthday?
Throw a party.


I used to be a lumberjack, but then I got the axe.

False Teeth

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Dishes who?
Dishes the way I talk now that I've got false teeth.


Where does a woodsman keep his pigs?
In a hog cabin.


Court of law - the place where a suit is pressed and a man can be taken to the cleaners.

Santa Claus

What did Santa get when he crossed a reindeer with a piece of wood?
A hat rack.


How do you park a computer?
You back it up.

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