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Joke Topic - 'Pandas'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Pandas'.

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What did the panda take with him on vacation?
Just the bear necessities.


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Firemen

How many firemen does it take to change a light bulb?
Four - three to cut a hole in the roof and one to change the bulb.
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Police

Yo' momma's so fat, the local police force hired her to be a roadblock!
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Baseball

What does a baseball pitcher like to do on his birthday?
Throw a party.
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Lumberjacks

I used to be a lumberjack, but then I got the axe.
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False Teeth

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Dishes.
Dishes who?
Dishes the way I talk now that I've got false teeth.
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Pigs

Where does a woodsman keep his pigs?
In a hog cabin.
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Law

Court of law - the place where a suit is pressed and a man can be taken to the cleaners.
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Santa Claus

What did Santa get when he crossed a reindeer with a piece of wood?
A hat rack.
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Computers

How do you park a computer?
You back it up.

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