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Joke Topic - 'Paperwork'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Paperwork'.

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How many civil servants does it take to change the light bulb?
45. One to change the bulb, and 44 to do the paperwork.


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Scottish

What is very smelly, and is spoken in the highlands of Scotland?
Garlic.
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Christmas Present

What Christmas present do you give to a train driver?
Platform shoes.
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The Future

The future isn't what it used to be.
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Witches

What type of jewelry do witches like to wear?
Charm bracelets.
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Pigs

Why was the daddy pig angry with his piglets?
They called him an old boar.
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Mummies

Why are mummies so selfish?
Because they are all wrapped up in themselves.
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Rush

Don’t rush me; I get paid by the hour.
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Bees

What do you call a bee that's had a spell cast on him?
Bee-witched.
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A Car Mechanic

Did you hear what happened when a car mechanic went to see a psychiatrist?
He lay down under the couch.

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