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Joke Topic - 'Parakeets'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Parakeets'.

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What did the parakeet say when he finished shopping?
Just put it on my bill.


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ghosts

Did you hear about the baby ghost who applied to join the football team?
He heard the manager say that they were in need of a little team spirit.
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divorce

What do you call a man whose wife has just divorced him?
A divorce-he.
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maggot

What is worse than finding a maggot in your apple?
Finding half a maggot...
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money

My brother said, 'I'm going to become a forger. I'm going to make some big money.'
I said, 'Don't make it too big or someone'll notice.'
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lawyers

How many lawyers does it take to change a lightbulb?
One, but he'll bill you for five!
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marriage

When Marriage is Outlawed,
Only Outlaws will have Inlaws.
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doctors

Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a bottle of gin.
I think you need a little tonic.
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dentists

What time is it when a chinaman goes to the dentist?
Two-thirty (Tooth hurty).
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pigeons

Where do pigeons meet for coffee?
In a nest-cafe.

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