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Joke Topic - 'Paranoid'


Here are 6 jokes on the topic - 'Paranoid'.

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Did you hear about the paranoid blood hound?
He was convinced that certain people were following him.
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Did you hear about the paranoid with low self-esteem?
He thought that nobody important was out to get him.
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Did you hear about the paranoid with low self-esteem?
He thought that nobody important was out to get him.
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How many paranoids does it take to change a lightbulb?
Who wants to know?
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I wouldn't be paranoid if people didn't pick on me
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Paranoids are people, too they have their own problems.
It's easy to criticize, but if everybody hated you, you'd be paranoid too.


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Insect

How do you start an insect race?
One, two, flea, go.
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Door

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ima.
Ima who?
Ima gonna break down this door if you don't open it!
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Thieves

A gang of thieves broke into a blood bank last night and stole a hundred pints of blood. Police are still hunting for the clots.
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Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Aubrey.
Aubrey who?
Aubrey quiet.
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Doctor

Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking that I'm a bee.
Doctor: Sorry, I'm too busy to see you right now. Can you give me a buzz later?
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Light Bulbs

How many survivors of a nuclear war does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, because people who glow in the dark don't need light bulbs.
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Light Bulbs

One.
How many mind-readers does it take to change a light bulb? - think about it!
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Dizzy

Good turns make me dizzy
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Nut

What did the nut say when it sneezed?
Cashew!

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