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Joke Topic - 'Parents'


Here are 8 jokes on the topic - 'Parents'.

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A couple send their dim son to a special tutor to help him catch up on his schoolwork. After a month they ask the tutor for a progress report.
"He's doing straight 'A's now" says the tutor.
"That's fantastic" say the parents.
"Yes, they're great." says the tutor. "But his 'B's are still a little bit squint."
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Did your parents ever ask you to run away from home?
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Every young man should learn to take criticism. One day he'll probably be a parent.
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I was a war baby. My parents took one look at me and started fighting.
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Mary: I've been asked to get married lots of times.
Jane: Who asked you?
Mary: My parents.
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My parents sent me to boarding school so that they wouldn't have to help me with my homework.
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She was born on her parents' wooden anniversary so they called her "Peg".
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What are your parents' names?
Mama and papa.

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