Joke Topic - 'Parents'

A couple send their dim son to a special tutor to help him catch up on his schoolwork. After a month they ask the tutor for a progress report.
"He's doing straight 'A's now" says the tutor.
"That's fantastic" say the parents.
"Yes, they're great." says the tutor. "But his 'B's are still a little bit squint."

Did your parents ever ask you to run away from home?

Every young man should learn to take criticism. One day he'll probably be a parent.

I was a war baby. My parents took one look at me and started fighting.

Mary: I've been asked to get married lots of times.
Jane: Who asked you?
Mary: My parents.

My parents sent me to boarding school so that they wouldn't have to help me with my homework.

She was born on her parents' wooden anniversary so they called her "Peg".

What are your parents' names?
Mama and papa.