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Joke Topic - 'Paris'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Paris'.

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If you jump off a bridge that crosses a famous Paris river, are you in Seine?
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What is very tall and wet and stands in the middle of Paris?
The Eiffel Shower.


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Dogs

A man went into a pet shop and asked the assistant if they had any dogs going cheap?
He replied, "Sorry sir all ours go woof."
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Hockey

Which monks play in the National Hockey League?
The Philadelphia Friars.
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Fish

Which part of a fish weighs the most?
The scales.
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Having A Bad Day

You know you're having a bad day when you wake up to the soothing sound of running water...and remember that you just bought a waterbed.
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Bananas

Why did the man lose his job with a fruit packing company?
Because he kept throwing the bent bananas away.
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Doctors

Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking that I'm a frog
Go on, hop it!
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Cookies

What did the cookie say when it saw two friends being crushed?
Oh Crumbs!
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Birds

A bird in the hand is safer than one overhead.
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Santa Claus

What did Santa get when he crossed a reindeer with a piece of wood?
A hat rack.

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