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Joke Topic - 'Paris'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Paris'.


If you jump off a bridge that crosses a famous Paris river, are you in Seine?

What is very tall and wet and stands in the middle of Paris?
The Eiffel Shower.

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The Philadelphia Friars.


Which part of a fish weighs the most?
The scales.

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Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking that I'm a frog
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What did the cookie say when it saw two friends being crushed?
Oh Crumbs!


A bird in the hand is safer than one overhead.

Santa Claus

What did Santa get when he crossed a reindeer with a piece of wood?
A hat rack.

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