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Joke Topic - 'Parking'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Parking'.


How do you park a computer?
You back it up.

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Why did the ham go to the doctor?
To get cured.


What do you call a frog who wants to be a cowboy?
Hoppalong Cassidy.


Fred: Have you ever seen one of those machines that can tell when someone is telling a lie?
Joe: Seen one? I married one!


Do you want people to accept you as you are or do you want them to like you?


Did you hear about this guy who lived right next door to a sewer and killed himself?
The coroner said it was sewercide.


I take my wife out every night, but she always manages to find her way home.


What type of television did the ghost buy?
A wide-scream TV.


Have you noticed that your boss is the only one who watches the clock during the coffee break.


There is very little future in being right when your boss is wrong.

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