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Joke Topic - 'Parking'


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How do you park a computer?
You back it up.


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ham

Why did the ham go to the doctor?
To get cured.
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frogs

What do you call a frog who wants to be a cowboy?
Hoppalong Cassidy.
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marriage

Fred: Have you ever seen one of those machines that can tell when someone is telling a lie?
Joe: Seen one? I married one!
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people

Do you want people to accept you as you are or do you want them to like you?
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sewers

Did you hear about this guy who lived right next door to a sewer and killed himself?
The coroner said it was sewercide.
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wife

I take my wife out every night, but she always manages to find her way home.
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television

What type of television did the ghost buy?
A wide-scream TV.
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bosses

Have you noticed that your boss is the only one who watches the clock during the coffee break.
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future

There is very little future in being right when your boss is wrong.

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