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Joke Topic - 'Parliament'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Parliament'.

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Guy Fawkes was the sanest man who ever went into the Houses of Parliament - and look what happened to him.
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What do you call a teddy bear that becomes a member of parliament?
Elected.


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Boyfriends

You know your boyfriend is in love with you when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days.
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Doctors

Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking that I've been here before.
Oh, no, not you again.
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Newspaper

When a man was reading the newspaper, his wife asked, "Will you still love me when I'm old and gray?" "Sure I do," he mumbled.
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Cats

My friend says that you can speak in cat language. Is it true?
Me - how?
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Snooker

John said, 'That bloke up at the tea counter thinks he's a snooker ball.'
My brother said, 'Ah, so that's why he's at the end of the queue.
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Hired

It's no use asking me. I was hired for my looks.
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Landlord

The landlord said he wanted me to treat the place like my own home. So I did - I didn't pay the rent.
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Throw

If I throw a stick, will you leave?
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Newspaper

Which newspaper do cows enjoy reading?
The Daily Moos.

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