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Joke Topic - 'Parliament'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Parliament'.

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Guy Fawkes was the sanest man who ever went into the Houses of Parliament - and look what happened to him.
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What do you call a teddy bear that becomes a member of parliament?
Elected.


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cricket

What do you get if you cross an American pioneer with an English batting game?
Davy Cricket.
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lifeguards

What do you call a lifeguard with no legs?
Bob.
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bankers

Why did the banker decide to break up with his latest girlfriend?
He lost interest.
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pigs

Pigs might fly but this one drives
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frogs

Why are frogs always so happy?
They eat whatever bugs them.
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waiters

Waiter, waiter, there's a small fly in my soup.
I'm sorry, sir. Shall I get you a bigger one?
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cars

If this car was a horse I'd have to shoot it.
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Scottish

A Scottish gift: "It's nae use to me, ye're welcome to it."
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bars

A man walks into a bar! ouch!!!

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