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Joke Topic - 'Parrots' - 2

This is page 2 of jokes on the topic - 'Parrots'.


What do you call the place where parrots go to make movies?

What do you get if you cross a very talkative parrot with an ape?
A blab-boon.

What do you give a sick parrot?

What flies through the jungle singing opera?
The parrots of Penzance.

What is a polygon?
A dead parrot.

What is bright orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot.

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How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb?
A fish.


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What did the violin say to the harp?
May I string along with you?


Doctor, doctor, I think I've gone a funny color.
Nonsense, it's just a pigment of your imagination.


Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ooze who?
Ooze that knocking at my door?


"Doctor, doctor< I keep seeing double."
"Take a seat please."
"Which one?"


What do you get if you cross a small bear with a dog?
Winnie the Poodle.


In any office you can always tell who the boss is. He's the one who watches the clock during your coffee break.


Fred: I'm sorry to hear that your rubber ball factory went bankrupt?
George: Yes, but I'll bounce back.

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