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Joke Topic - 'Party'

Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Party'.


How does Moby Dick celebrate his birthday?
By having a whale of a party.

The two men had been introduced at a party and were sitting in silence, amid the noise of the celebrations, sipping their drinks.
After a few minutes one of them said, "You may have noticed that I'm a man of few words."
"Yes, I'm married too," the other man quietly replied.

Well, this definitely is a surprise birthday party. There are only 39 candles on your cake!

Why did the skeleton refuse to go to the monsters' party?
Because he knew no body would dance with him.

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Why did the drunk man dislike the cute little puppy?
Because it was the heir of the dog that bit him.


What should you say if you meet a toad?
Wart's new?


You can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish.


Where do sheep buy their Christmas presents?
They go to Wool-mart!


What is the definition of a true Scottish gentleman?
A Scotsman who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.


Why was the dog unable to talk?
The cat got his tongue.


What type of restaurants are vampires careful to avoid?


What should you do if someone offers you a rock cake?
Take your pick.


Waiter, waiter.
Are there snails on the menu?
Yes there are, Sir, I'm afraid they must have escaped from the kitchen.

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