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Joke Topic - 'Party'


Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Party'.

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How does Moby Dick celebrate his birthday?
By having a whale of a party.
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The two men had been introduced at a party and were sitting in silence, amid the noise of the celebrations, sipping their drinks.
After a few minutes one of them said, "You may have noticed that I'm a man of few words."
"Yes, I'm married too," the other man quietly replied.
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Well, this definitely is a surprise birthday party. There are only 39 candles on your cake!
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Why did the skeleton refuse to go to the monsters' party?
Because he knew no body would dance with him.


Here are some randomly selected joke topics

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Drunks

Why did the drunk man dislike the cute little puppy?
Because it was the heir of the dog that bit him.
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Toads

What should you say if you meet a toad?
Wart's new?
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Piano

You can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish.
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Sheep

Where do sheep buy their Christmas presents?
They go to Wool-mart!
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Scottish

What is the definition of a true Scottish gentleman?
A Scotsman who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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Dogs

Why was the dog unable to talk?
The cat got his tongue.
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Vampires

What type of restaurants are vampires careful to avoid?
Stakehouses!
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Offers

What should you do if someone offers you a rock cake?
Take your pick.
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Snails

Waiter, waiter.
Are there snails on the menu?
Yes there are, Sir, I'm afraid they must have escaped from the kitchen.

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