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Joke Topic - 'Passenger'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Passenger'.


Why is a football player like an airline passenger?
They both want safe touchdowns.

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No Difference

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Max who?
Max no difference to me.


What do you get if you cross an alligator with a flower?
I don't know, but I'm not going to smell it.


When society turns to graffiti, the writing is on the wall

Light Bulbs

How many software engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One always leaves in the middle of the project.


What did the cannibals say to their nextdoor neighbors?
We'd really love to have you over for dinner!"


What do cows do when they're introduced?
They give each other a milk shake.


I wanted to be a dentist, but I didn't have enough pull.


I know you are nobody's fool but maybe someone will adopt you.

Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Aida who?
Aida whole sandwich for my lunch.

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