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Joke Topic - 'Passenger'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Passenger'.

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Why is a football player like an airline passenger?
They both want safe touchdowns.


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No Difference

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Max.
Max who?
Max no difference to me.
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Alligators

What do you get if you cross an alligator with a flower?
I don't know, but I'm not going to smell it.
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Society

When society turns to graffiti, the writing is on the wall
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Light Bulbs

How many software engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One always leaves in the middle of the project.
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Cannibals

What did the cannibals say to their nextdoor neighbors?
We'd really love to have you over for dinner!"
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Cows

What do cows do when they're introduced?
They give each other a milk shake.
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Dentists

I wanted to be a dentist, but I didn't have enough pull.
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Fool

I know you are nobody's fool but maybe someone will adopt you.
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Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Aida.
Aida who?
Aida whole sandwich for my lunch.

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