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Joke Topic - 'Patience'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Patience'.


Give me patience and I want it now!

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How do you learn to be a judge?
Usually by trial and error.


Mary: I hear that you have a model husband?
Joan: It's true he really is a model husband - unfortunately he's not a working model.


MABEL: When I'm old and ugly, will you still love me?
PERCY: I do, don't I?


I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?


Support bacteria - It's the only culture some people have!

Humpty Dumpty

Why was it impossible to put Humpty Dumpty together again?
Because he wasn't all that he was cracked up to be.


Did you hear about the horse who became depressed?
He started telling tales of whoa.


Did you hear the one about the cannibal who got married, and at the wedding reception, toasted his mother-in-law?


What type of car is like a sausage?
An old banger.

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