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Joke Topic - 'Patience'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Patience'.

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Give me patience and I want it now!


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Judges

How do you learn to be a judge?
Usually by trial and error.
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Husbands

Mary: I hear that you have a model husband?
Joan: It's true he really is a model husband - unfortunately he's not a working model.
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Old

MABEL: When I'm old and ugly, will you still love me?
PERCY: I do, don't I?
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Help

I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?
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Bacteria

Support bacteria - It's the only culture some people have!
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Humpty Dumpty

Why was it impossible to put Humpty Dumpty together again?
Because he wasn't all that he was cracked up to be.
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Horse

Did you hear about the horse who became depressed?
He started telling tales of whoa.
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Cannibals

Did you hear the one about the cannibal who got married, and at the wedding reception, toasted his mother-in-law?
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Car

What type of car is like a sausage?
An old banger.

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