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Joke Topic - 'Patients'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Patients'.

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Doctor: I will examine you for twenty dollars.
Patient: Go ahead Doctor. If you find it you can have it.
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When the new patient was settled comfortably on the couch, the psychiatrist began his therapy session, "I'm not aware of your problem," the doctor said. "So perhaps, you should start at the very beginning."
"Of course." replied the patient. "In the beginning, I created the Heavens and the Earth..."


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Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Aida.
Aida who?
Aida whole sandwich for my lunch.
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Drink

Hey, Noah, do you want a drink?
Noah don't.
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Eggs

Did you hear about the man who stole a truck load of eggs?
He only did it for a yolk.
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Postmen

Postmen awarded a £2 million pay rise
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Doctors

How many doctors does it take to screw in a light bulb?
That depends on whether it has health insurance.
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Ducks

What do you call a man with a duck on his head?
Donald.
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King Kong

Why did King Kong buy 15 pairs of shoes?
Because he was a 30-foot monster.
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Christmas

What is the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the normal alphabet?
The Christmas alphabet has Noel.
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Doctors

Doctor, Doctor.
I can't stop sneezing. What can you give me?
A tissue?
Oh no, it's happening to you as well.

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