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Joke Topic - 'Paws'


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A polar bear walks in to a bar and says to the barman. "I'll have a Gin and..........................tonic."
"Why the big pause?" replies the barman. The Polar bear looks down at this hands and says
"What do you mean, I've always had them."


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Fish

What do you call a large fish that makes you an offer you can't refuse?
The Codfather!
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Civil Servants

How many civil servants does it take to change a light-bulb?
Ten. One to mess it up and nine to write the cover-up report.
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Gnomes

Where do gnomes go to to get fit?
To an elf farm.
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A Big Mouth

What has a big mouth, but is unable to talk?
A glass jar.
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Fortune Tellers

Where do fortune tellers dance?
At the crystal ball!
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Pigs

What do you get if you cross a pig and a telephone?
A lot of crackling on the line.
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Parents

She was born on her parents' wooden anniversary so they called her "Peg".
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King Arthur

Which of King Arthur's knights loved to eat steak?
Sir Loin.
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Laryngitis

What do you call a veterinary surgeon with laryngitis?
A hoarse doctor.

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