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Joke Topic - 'Paws'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Paws'.


A polar bear walks in to a bar and says to the barman. "I'll have a Gin and..........................tonic."
"Why the big pause?" replies the barman. The Polar bear looks down at this hands and says
"What do you mean, I've always had them."

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