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Joke Topic - 'Pay Attention'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Pay Attention'.

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Yo mama is so poor she can't even afford to pay attention.


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Computers

As a computer, I find your faith in technology amusing.
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Teacher

"What do you do?" a man asked a pretty girl at a party. "I'm an infant teacher."
"Good gracious! l thought you were at least 26."
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Lawyers

"You're a high-priced lawyer! If I give you $500, will you answer two questions for me?"
"Absolutely! What's your second question?"
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Checkers

Two men play 5 games of checkers. Each man wins the same number of games. There are no ties. Explain this.
They did not play with each other.
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Grandad

'Grandad, do you know how to croak?'
I don't think so, Steven, why?"
'Because Dad says he'll be rich when you do.'
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Reward

The reward for a job well done: more work.
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Historian

Did you hear about the man who quit his Job as a historian?
He realized there was no future in it.
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Kissed

What’s it like to he kissed by a vampire?
It's a real pain in the neck.
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An Outsider

As an outsider, what do you think of the human race?

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