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Joke Topic - 'Pay Attention'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Pay Attention'.


Yo mama is so poor she can't even afford to pay attention.

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As a computer, I find your faith in technology amusing.


"What do you do?" a man asked a pretty girl at a party. "I'm an infant teacher."
"Good gracious! l thought you were at least 26."


"You're a high-priced lawyer! If I give you $500, will you answer two questions for me?"
"Absolutely! What's your second question?"


Two men play 5 games of checkers. Each man wins the same number of games. There are no ties. Explain this.
They did not play with each other.


'Grandad, do you know how to croak?'
I don't think so, Steven, why?"
'Because Dad says he'll be rich when you do.'


The reward for a job well done: more work.


Did you hear about the man who quit his Job as a historian?
He realized there was no future in it.


What’s it like to he kissed by a vampire?
It's a real pain in the neck.

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As an outsider, what do you think of the human race?

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