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Joke Topic - 'Pay'


Here are 5 jokes on the topic - 'Pay'.

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A seven year old going to his first carol service demanded indignantly when the collection plate came round, 'You mean we have to pay for this?'
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I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me.
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If work is so terrific, how come they have to pay you to do it?
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If work is so terrific, why do they have to pay you to do it?
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Patient: Doctor, will you treat me?
Doctor: Definitely not! You'll have to pay just like every other patient.


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Wife

Bill gave his wife a real surprise on her birthday. He remembered it.
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Cats

What did the female cat say to the male cat?
You're the purrfect cat for me.
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Doctors

Doctor: The best time to take a bath is just before you retire.
Patient: You mean I don't need to take another bath until I'm sixty-five?
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Computers

The reason computer chips are so small is computers don't eat much.
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Cats

What do you call a woman with a cat on her head?
Kitty
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Horses

What is black and white and turns cartwheels?
A piebald horse pulling a cart.
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Ants

Why was the baby ant so confused?
Because all of his uncles were ants.
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Yodel

Knock knock
Who's there?
Little old lady
Little old lady who?
Gee, I didn't know you knew how to yodel.
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Elephants

Why was the elephant wearing pink tennis shoes?
They didn't have white ones in his size.

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