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Joke Topic - 'Payments'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Payments'.

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Did you hear about the man who lost control of his car?
He didn't keep up with the payments on it.
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Did you hear what happened to the guy who couldn't keep up payments to his exorcist?
No, what?
He was repossessed.


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Skeletons

Why do skeletons always go on vacation alone?
Because they have nobody to go with.
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Having A Bad Day

You know you're having a bad day when your twin sister forgets your birthday.
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Waiters

Waiter, Waiter.
There's a fly in my soup.
Don't worry sir, they don't drink much.
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Horses

Why is the old, worn out horse named Flattery?
Because it gets you nowhere.
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Pizza

What type of cheese does a dog like on his pizza?
Mutts-arella.
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Prisoners

What do prisoners use to call each other?
Cell phones.
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Doctors

Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a bottle of gin.
I think you need a little tonic.
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Board Games

Which board game does Ebenezer Scrooge like to play at Christmas?
Mean-opoly.
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Permanent

Dave: Did you hear that Fred has got a job at the bowling alley?
Joe: What tenpin?
Dave: No it's a permanent job.

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