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Joke Topic - 'Peace And Quiet'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Peace And Quiet'.

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Honk your horn if you like peace and quiet.


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Sorry

"Terribly sorry, but you've reached an answering machine."
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Cashiers

How many grocery store cashiers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Are you kidding? They won't even change a five dollar bill.
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Golf

Golfer: Do you notice any improvement since last year?
Caddy: Yes sir, you've bought a new golf bag.
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Errors

Errors have occurred.
We won't tell you where or why.
Lazy programmers.
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Dentists

Why did the queen go to the dentist?
To get her teeth crowned.
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Bars

What do you call a woman who goes into a bar and starts to juggle with the drinks?
Beatrix (beer tricks).
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Dogs

Why did the dog run after the duck?
Because everyone kept telling him to get down.
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Married

Some women get even with their husbands by staying married to them.
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Undertakers

How do undertakers speak?
Gravely.

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