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Joke Topic - 'Pen Pals'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Pen Pals'.

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Why did the pig write a letter to his friend?
Because they were pen pals.


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Lawyers

What do you call an honest lawyer?
An impossibility.
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Bananas

Why did the banana go out with the prune?
Because he couldn't find a date.
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Perfume

Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?
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Bees

What goes hum-choo, hum choo?
A bee with a cold.
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School

Brian: (eating his lunch at school)Teacher, I've got a bone stuck in my throat.
Teacher: Are you choking?
Brian: No, I'm serious.
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Monsters

What do you call a monster tree that wanders around the forest?
Frankenpine.
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Cats

Did you hear about the special offer at the pet store this weekend?
Buy one cat — get one flea!
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Dogs

What's the difference between a well dressed man and a tired dog?
One wears a suit, and the other just pants.
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Usefulness

The usefulness of a meeting is inversely proportional to its attendance.

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