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Joke Topic - 'Pencil'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Pencil'.

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Did you hear the story about the broken pencil?
I'd better not tell it to you, there's no point to it.
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Patient: Doctor, doctor, I feel like a pencil.
Doctor: Can you get to the point.


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Did you hear about the man who quit his Job as a historian?
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What do a blonde and a car have in common?
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What did a bolt of lightning say to another one?
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