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Joke Topic - 'Pencil'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Pencil'.


Did you hear the story about the broken pencil?
I'd better not tell it to you, there's no point to it.

Patient: Doctor, doctor, I feel like a pencil.
Doctor: Can you get to the point.

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