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Joke Topic - 'Permanent'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Permanent'.

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Dave: Did you hear that Fred has got a job at the bowling alley?
Joe: What tenpin?
Dave: No it's a permanent job.


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Monsters

What do you call a monster tree that wanders around the forest?
Frankenpine.
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William Shakespeare

What do you get if you cross a play by William Shakespeare and some eggs?
Omelette.
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Programmers

Programmer - A red-eyed, mumbling mammal capable of conversing with inanimate objects.
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Cows

Why did the cow jump over the moon?
The milkmaid had cold hands.
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Animals

What type of animal is no fun at a party?
A boar!
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Dumb

I'm not as dumb as you look.
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Christmas

Who hides in the bakery at Christmas?
A mince spy.
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Golf

Golfer: "That can't possibly be my ball. It looks far too old".
Caddy: "Well, It has been a long time since we started, sir."
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Police

What do the police call it when they watch a vampire's castle?
A stake out.

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