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Joke Topic - 'Permission'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Permission'.

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A HUSBAND: The man who knows he is in charge, and has his wife's permission to say so.


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Cereal

BREAKFAST.COM Halted...Cereal Port Not Responding
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Ancestors

Joe: I can trace my ancestors all the way back to Columbus.
Bud: Back to 1492?
Joe: No, to Ohio.
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Elephants

An elephant is a mouse with an operating system.
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Cafeteria

Bacteria: The rear portion of the cafeteria!
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Engineers

How many ROCK AND ROLL SOUND ENGINEERS does it take to change a light-bulb?
"Did you say something?"
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Threatening

Threatening letters - man asks for long sentence
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Christmas

How to cats greet each other at Christmas?
"I wish you a furry merry Christmas and a Happy mew year".
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Sing

What should you do if you lock yourself out of your house?
Keep singing until you find the right key.
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Wife

My wife divorced me on religious grounds.
She worships money and I don't have any.

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