Joke Topic - 'Permission'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Permission'.

A HUSBAND: The man who knows he is in charge, and has his wife's permission to say so.

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Joe: I can trace my ancestors all the way back to Columbus.
Bud: Back to 1492?
Joe: No, to Ohio.

An elephant is a mouse with an operating system.

Bacteria: The rear portion of the cafeteria!

How many ROCK AND ROLL SOUND ENGINEERS does it take to change a light-bulb?
"Did you say something?"

Threatening letters - man asks for long sentence

How to cats greet each other at Christmas?
"I wish you a furry merry Christmas and a Happy mew year".

What should you do if you lock yourself out of your house?
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My wife divorced me on religious grounds.
She worships money and I don't have any.

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