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Joke Topic - 'Permit'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Permit'.

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I don't have a license to kill. I have a learner's permit.


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Apples

What type+ of apple isn't an apple?
A pineapple.
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Robbers

Did you hear about the robbers who fell in the sea?
They started a crime wave.
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Lemons

Why did the lemon refuse to argue with the orange?
Because it was yellow.
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Carols

A seven year old going to his first carol service demanded indignantly when the collection plate came round, 'You mean we have to pay for this?'
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Lawyers

What are lawyers good for?
They make used car salesmen look good.
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Succeed

If at first you don't succeed, try management.
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Sibling Rivalry

Sibling rivalry is for kids
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Person

"Hello, is this the person to whom I am speaking?"
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Dogs

My pet dog is a doberman pincher. All day he goes around pinching dobermans.

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