Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Apples
What type+ of apple isn't an apple?
A pineapple.
Robbers
Did you hear about the robbers who fell in the sea?
They started a crime wave.
Lemons
Why did the lemon refuse to argue with the orange?
Because it was yellow.
Carols
A seven year old going to his first carol service demanded indignantly when the collection plate came round, 'You mean we have to pay for this?'
Lawyers
What are lawyers good for?
They make used car salesmen look good.
Succeed
If at first you don't succeed, try management.
Sibling Rivalry
Sibling rivalry is for kids
Person
"Hello, is this the person to whom I am speaking?"
Dogs
My pet dog is a doberman pincher. All day he goes around pinching dobermans.