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Joke Topic - 'Permit'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Permit'.


I don't have a license to kill. I have a learner's permit.

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What type+ of apple isn't an apple?
A pineapple.


Did you hear about the robbers who fell in the sea?
They started a crime wave.


Why did the lemon refuse to argue with the orange?
Because it was yellow.


A seven year old going to his first carol service demanded indignantly when the collection plate came round, 'You mean we have to pay for this?'


What are lawyers good for?
They make used car salesmen look good.


If at first you don't succeed, try management.

Sibling Rivalry

Sibling rivalry is for kids


"Hello, is this the person to whom I am speaking?"


My pet dog is a doberman pincher. All day he goes around pinching dobermans.

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