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Joke Topic - 'Pet Shop'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Pet Shop'.

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A man walked into a pet shop and said, 'I'd like a puppy for my son.'
'Sorry sir,' said the store owner, 'we don't do part exchange.'
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A man went into a pet shop and asked the assistant if they had any dogs going cheap?
He replied, "Sorry sir all ours go woof."


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What's the difference between a Scotsman and a canoe?
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What is red in color and likes to eat peanuts?
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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Dewey.
Dewey who?
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Dogs

Sally: I've lost my dog.
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Birds

What type of bird flies in formation, and releases red, white and blue smoke?
The red sparrows.
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Computers

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Bit by bit.
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Birthdays

He really surprised her on her birthday.
He remembered it.
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Cats

Did you hear about the cat who drank 3 bowls of milk?
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Civil Servants

How many civil servants does it take to change a light-bulb?
Ten. One to mess it up and nine to write the cover-up report.

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